Aluminum Coverage - Onicia Update

Aluminum Coverage - Onicia Update - November 2019

Aluminum Coverage is now live on YouTube!

Like. Comment. Share. Remind your friends in the U.S. that open enrollment closes on December 15. Then include a link to my episode to remind that healthcare coverage in America is a joke and there's always a co-pay.

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I'm accepting stand-up comedy and storytelling bookings for 2020. Contact bookings[at]oniciamuller[dot]com or oniciamuller.com/bookings.

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